Name: Jefferson Jonson.
Year and Section: I Fucking Hate All of Them
Date: What's the date today?
Subject: Shit
Quiz #1,000,000
The name's Jefferson, you can call me anything you want (be careful with the pick though XD). I'm 18, born on the 145th day of the year (146th on a leap year). I live somewhere in Asia and I don't live in a forest nor am I a monkey! I'm a second year college taking up Accountancy. I'm a proud Marian-Thomasian. The blue and gold runs through my veins!
I'm a weird guy! Anything could be expected here on my tumblog. But you can expect some GLEE, iCARLY, VICTORIOUS, BIG TIME RUSH, LADY GAGA, AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
A Deeper "About Me" Section
Any questions, just ask me! :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games Fans: They cut out a few parts, but we'll live.
Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle/A Series of Unfortunate Events Fans: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Avatar fans: THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!!
how do I respond to people who are nice to me
how do I respond to people who want to be friends/want to be closer friends
how do I respond to compliments
how do I interact with people
how do I
how
air. earth. fire. cabbage. long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the cabbage men attacked. only the avatar, master of all three elements and vegetable could stop them. but when the world needed him the most, he turned into a carrot
(Source: shecalledmespaceman)
(Source: chocolateslovesme)
*pecks back* :D
Hey, Look! :D
*Fifteen Years Later 2027*
Interviewer: So I'm sitting here with the members of Big Time Rush. You may remember them from the Nickelodeon hit TV show "Big Time Rush". They've sold out arenas all over the world, were the 1st boy band to perform on the Moon and have several multi platinum albums. Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in welcoming Kendall, James, Logan and Carlos... BIG TIME RUSH!
*applause from the audience*
Kendall: *smiles* Wow, it feels amazing to be back after so long!
Interviewer: *laughs* It really has been a long time. How are you guys?
Logan: Great!
Carlos: Freaking AWESOME!
James: Doing amazing.
Interviewer: So fellas, let's jump right into it. What have you all been doing with your lives?
James: We've been living. Duh *chuckles*
*audience laughs*
Random fan: I LOVE YOU MASLOW!
James: *laughs* I love you too.
Interviewer: *laughs* Now you all know what I mean. Update the fans on what you've been doing.
Kendall: Well, BTR has been back in the studio. Working on a reunion album.
*surprise fills the audience*
Interviewer: Wait... BTR is coming back??
Logan: *nods* Yeah man!
Carlos: Yep, it's exciting to be back in the studio with these dudes.
Interviewer: What else has been going on? *looks at Carlos* You recently became a dad!
*audience applauds*
Carlos: I did. My wife and I just had twins. I am the proud father of twin girls. And these knuckleheads are the Godfathers.
*picture of Carlos, his wife and their twins flash on the screen*
Interviewer: Awww, they are beautiful.
Carlos: Just like their mother!
Interviewer: Now how did you two meet? I know the story, but explain to the fans.
Carlos: *laughs while recalling the details* We actually met at a Meet and Greet. My wife is a Rusher!
*audience reacts with with hoots, screams and applause*
Carlos: She came to the Meet and Greet and when I asked her what her name was, she told me "Your future wife". I was speechless. Not because of what she said, but because she was so beautiful. I didn't think anything of us meeting, until I started running into her frequently. I finally asked her for her number and the rest is history. *smiles lovingly*
*audience applauds*
Interviewer: And James, you just recently became engaged, am I correct?
James: I did. I did. Actually it happened last night. I asked my longtime girlfriend to marry me. And she accepted!
*audience applauds*
Interviewer: Now what about you Kendall. Are you single or taken?
Kendall: I am taken.
*audience is filled with murmurs and sad awws*
Kendall: *laughs* Sorry ladies.
Interviewer: So you're dating someone?
Kendall: *shakes his head* No, actually I'm married!
Interviewer: MARRIED?
Kendall: *nods yes* Yep, I am married. I've been married for the past 5 years.
Interviewer: And who is this person who has caused several Rushers to die a painful death? Including me.
Kendall: *laughs* Actually the lucky person is *looks at Logan* Logan!
Interviewer:
James: *smiles*
Carlos: *smiles*
Logan: *grabs Kendall's hand*
*audience reacts with shocked looks on their faces, gasps, and murmurs*
Interviewer: *shocked expression on her face* Wait... what?
Logan: Kendall and I are married.
Interviewer: Wow... uh. Wow
Kendall: *laughs* Cat got your tongue?
Interviewer: Uhh... wow. Umm... *chuckles uncomfortably*
James: We didn't know what to say when they told us they were getting married either.
Carlos: We didn't even know they were dating.
Kendall: No one knew. As a matter of fact, we kept it from our parents for years. And when Logan finally proposed, we decided to tell them.
Interviewer: *takes a sip of her coffee* Wow... I don't know what to say. Congratulations, of course, but... I am shocked.
*audience recovers from the news and applauds*
*BTR laughs*
Interviewer: *confused* What's funny?
Logan: We're just kidding!
Kendall: Logan and I aren't married.
James: *laughs* Ha, we had you all fooled.
Interviewer:
Carlos: Can't believe you all fell for it.
Audience:
Interviewer: *chuckles uncomfortably* Ha... um... great joke. So uh... are either of you dating anyone?
Logan: Nope, we're both still single and living at home with our parents.
Kendall: Mama's Boys stick together!
If your display picture on social networking site is a photo of you with a meme face covering your face (or if you post pictures of you with meme face covering your face) I AM JUDGING YOU!
Always here! >:D<